Oil in Water - Need Intake Gasket Recommendation

I hope I'm wrong too but it just happened to another member. It's a very common problem. If you disagree, then explain how water will move horizontally four inches and go into the intake port. That thread should still be pretty close to the top. You could see the head gasket pushed out looking through the valve cover area. Coolant leaks out and is sucked right into the intake port. Like I said, I hope I'm wrong. I'd sure be lookin at it though.