Stop in for a cup of coffee

Hey guys just checking in. Angiograms all done and I'm sitting out in front of the hotel while my wife takes the wheelchair back to the hospital LOL. They did the angiogram through my right wrist vein or my right forearm vein and now I can't use my hand until sometime tomorrow. My wife was in the room and I asked the nurse how am I supposed to have sex with myself tonight. I thought she was going to pee her pants.
Nurse should have replied “you have 2 hands”