What a grease ball

Many years ago, my best friend and I were swapping the dead original 318 out of my '70 Dart GT for a fresh one, we were done the job and back at his place for beers when his girlfriend asked how he had gotten his clothes so dirty. He told her that I had the greasiest car in the city, we all laughed, but it was probably not far from the truth, car had well over 100k miles, and had been leaking from pretty much every possible place when I got it, but I didn't care, was a cheap, fun car.