Pet peeve when looking through sale ads

You guys have any pet peeves that annoy you when you're looking at cars online?

For me it's when people try to minimize the rust on the vehicle they're selling by saying "no rust other than just the typical Mopar rust". As if typical Mopar rust doesn't count as real rust. "This car is a real good builder. It's rust free other than the typical Mopar rust on both lower quarters, trunk, floors, rockers, fenders and around the rear window".

It's like posting a dating ad... "I'm 30, single, good looking, in great shape with a lucrative career. Love kids and volunteering at homeless shelters and various charities. I'm also disease free other than the typical genital warts and herpes".