Pet peeve when looking through sale ads

I have many pet peeves.
1. Use of superfluous or flowery language in the ad... You'll love the feeling as you drive past mountains and streams...
2. When a guy copies and pastes from a magazine article or brochure, nothing to do with the car he's selling
3. Run-on sentences without punctuation or in all caps. (goes for posting anything online)
4. I read an ad on Ebay where the guy used the word vehicle 11 times. "this vehicle is a good solid vehicle..." Made me want to punch him.