Signs point to seriously are you that dumb

I've had many complaints over the years from city slickers that think they want to move out to the country for a change of pace. Then complain that they don't like the smells, noises, etc of livestock. I had a guy once that said my ducks would fly over his property and poop. Then his dog would eat the poop and said it caused seizures in his dog, couldn't be the fact the dog was very old and in poor health. Then would be mad his dog rolled in the poop and got on his furniture. Or ones that complain that my hogs smelled, or my cattle moo's louder than he likes, rooster crows at daybreak, tractors are loud and make dust when tilling, that my new shop blocks their view of my pasture that they liked looking into and I was so rude that I didn't get their opinions first of if, and where I should have built it on my property. That my home sits on top of the hill and the heavy rain waters flood their driveway out. Even though my home has sat in the same spot since 1955 and they built theirs 10 years ago at the bottom of a hill. Because clearly, it's all my fault that things are not exactly what they want it to be.