Urgh...what are the chances !

What are the chances a flock of birds dive bombs me while I'm accidentally traveling at 70 mph in a 65 zone . So I slow down to not nail them, and a mile or so down the road is the radar speed trap. I pay attention to the birds now.

What are the chances that something like 50% of all the businesses I have ever worked at...... went out of business shortly after I left them. I got me a government job now.

I built myself a real nice shop to spend my retirement years working in, but I'm 66 now and still semi-retired, working 24 hrs a week on the clock, and many more for cash. And the shop is an expensive storage shed. What are the chances I die before I retire and the shop becomes a pemanent shed.