.08 BAC

They should make cars illegal, cuz
they kill a lot people, cause a lotta damage, are used in committing countless kinds of crimes, ruin countless lives, and are polluting the world we live in. See; problem solved; drink yourself to death, smoke yourself silly, no more drive-bys. and you better be able to run really fast carrying that ATM.
Make it mandatory to open carry, everybody carries a sword.Don't piss me off. Bring back the whipping post and the stocks, and the stoning to death.
Put a wall around every city, not to keep bad guys out, but to not let them escape. Set a limit to how large a city can be.
Let the drunks fall down in the street, and the donkey I'm riding can piss on them.