Post your self portraits!

I'm sure I could rock one now. The chicks would be all over me. I'm gonna have to scour the thrift shops now, just so I can wear one when I get the Cuda on the road. '69 bright red Cuda, and me in a leisure suit? I'd be fighting the chicks off me. :)
I was over at Goodwill and donated some stuff. On top of the bag was a pair of hip-hugger elephant bellbottoms I'd had since probly 1972, size, like 28x36. A skinny 20-something bohemian goth chick saw 'em and snagged 'em right up, acted like she'd won the kitsch lottery.