I know you say that in jest, but I had someone walk up to me at the Nats and tell me he locked his keys in his trunk.
He wanted me to cut him a new set.
He seriously thought I could just cut a key for him and it would work.
After his seat back came out, I did cut him two new sets. He only wanted one set, but his buddy told him he'd buy the second set so he had them in his pocket.
