Wear you PPE!!!

Working with a survey crew doing prelim on a pipeline route. That called for traversing a lot of thick brush. Suddenly, the chainman dropped to the ground holding his crotch and screaming bloody murder. Took him to the emergency room. Doctor examined him and found a thorn over an inch long had gone through his pants and shorts and did a bullseye right up the end of his *****. One in a million chance. Everybody ELSE thought it was funny as hell.