We called the cops. I knew the cop that showed up.. "you want it towed out of the way?" Nah, just ticket him if you want. He gleefully ticketed about 8 cars right down the line.
I mean, how dumb can you be? No parking for blocks around, but this street, right next to the grounds, has parking.. "there's all kinds of no parking signs in the ditch, but I'm good."
