Post your self portraits!

Not really trying to tease but what I can do is, forward you the marriage proposal, phone numbers, and dick pic I recieved.
Then you will say "oh, that's why"

I am not offended but i think it wouldn't happen if there were a large female presence. Then all that would be sent to the prettier girls and they would leave this gear head alone.
Yeah....I guess I might get some unwanted advances if I was a member of a forum that was traditionally female.
** Funny story***
I met the Wife online through internet personals. My Sister posted an ad in the Winter of 1998. She picked some family photos and wrote the ad then waited a few days. I got a call from her, she told me what she had done. I was humbled and honored. At that time, I hadn't even used a computer. I had no email address. I had only used my Mom's computer to look up stuff on the Dukes of Hazzard!
One of the respondents to the ad was a divorced woman with the screen name "Q-Valiant". I don't recall where she lived but she was within an hour from me. We never met face to face but did "private message" each other several times. It was casual, not necessarily leading to anything serious. Suddenly, she sent a curt and emotionless response like you'd get from a Bank after applying for a loan:
Sorry to inform you, I have reconciled with my Husband and I will be closing my account at [email protected]. Please make no efforts of further contact.
Aside from the strange way that it ended, it seemed to be an interesting proposition to possibly form a relationship with a woman that was not only interested in cars but Mopars! She had an early 60s Valiant, I can't recall if it was a Convertible but I seem to remember that it was. Regardless, I never actually met that Unicorn.
I'm quite happy with Mary. The past is the past but it is still fun to think about how things might have been different.