Any advice on what I need to know about country living/owning property?

Lighten up dude, it was a joke. Just having a little fun.
Sorry if it ruffled your feathers.
I guess they dont Snipe hunt in the big city.
I replied as i never knew it was to be a "joke"
And no they don't snipe in the big city of Sacramento, or where i grew up, or lived in other parts of the world.
Some of us don't use, have the vocabulary, that others may have in other parts of the states.
Enough said on the matter?