Any advice on what I need to know about country living/owning property?

Hey RustyRatRod, Please tell me more about this smellin for spiders! I really hate to see a grown man cry! Sometimes when I'm out at night with the flashlight checking things out I like to see all the glowing spider eyes lookin' up at me, Damn theirs a bunch a them critters! P.S. I really hope this thread doesn't get trashed, a little Humor never hurt anyone, come on guys.

Jeff