investing your money ;)

A shoe box in the gun safe with crisp 100's and 50's and 8 coffee cans full of quarters and counting.
Keep your cash. Cash is king. Loosing my *** in 08 changed my whole view on letting others make money for me.

Cash is ok, but remember, it's only paper and someday, someone's going to realize that.

I have a 401K but I consider it lost. If it's there when I retire, great, if not....oh well.

Tangible goods. I invest heavily in lead and brass. Flip cars. Rental houses. I want to be invested in things that people need, and that will still have value whether the markets take a dump or not, whether inflation is stratospheric or not, whether society exists, or not.