investing your money ;)

I invest in my kids. I give them money today, they will give me a room when I need it.
If they don't, I'll die on their doorstep. I'll be 80 in 14 years, just about the time the grandkids leave home. So there will be lots of empty bedrooms. Hyup,they can feed me and clothe me, and take care of me,etc. If I was to keep my money to myself, at least one of them would starve, maybe the second as well. The eldest will be ok, having sacrificed the baby making process in favor of rolling in the cash. She'll be 40 next May.
I realize that I'm losing huge amounts of return on my investments, lol, but what kind of father would I be to neglect my kids. Some investing doesn't pay dividends in this life, but is paying it forward; like for instance;
Feed the hungry,slake the thirsty, clothe the naked, take care of widows and orphans in their time of need, visit the sick, and those in prison.
A man who neglects his kids is worse than an infidel; I will not be that man