Stop in for a drink.

Or take me to court because they are vegan and don't like the smell. Bring a platter to share with the judge and jury! Case closed. :rofl:
Did you see the BBQ protest? Some vegan in a subdivision kept calling 911 to complain every time his neighbors would fire up their grilles all summer long. Finally they had enough and Group of neighbors all banded together, lined the property lines on 3 sides of this dudes house and smoked and grilled all Labor Day weekend long. Dude kept calling cops, when they’d showed up and seen the people were not on the vegans property, they said nothing they could do. After which, they got loaded up with fresh hot BBQ.