Stop in for a cup of coffee

For a few years now I have been telling people to stay off my lawn.

But I still like pool parties and club dancing and going to IHOP as an afterparty at 3 or 4 am.

So it evens out
When you start yelling at people to get out of the pool and turn the damn music down and go to bed in addition to staying off your lawn...you have probably reached mid life.

Or passed it...