Problems with FCA on a new truck warranty.

How do you get a lifetime warranty on an 08?
When you buy a brand new Chrysler product you can buy a toilet paper lifetime warranty. It costs roughly $3000 and is transferable. They suckered my wife 3 times into this. It's a no nonsense lifetime warranty. It is absolutely worthless and they will cancel it the first time the wind blows.

I own GM trucks for my business and they will damn near buy us dinner for the least bit of inconvenience. I have 6 trucks on the road, and my wife likes muscle cars. FCA will never see a dime from us again.