This is the number one song in the country.

My wife's friends were over a couple weeks ago sitting around the pool talking about her. They think she is the definition of beauty and confidence.

Well ... my, my, my, let me get out my dress and I'll give that gal something to look at! I don't have anything against people that can't control their weight, but do we have to call that beautiful? What happened to our dictionary lately, so many words now mean the opposite of the traditional definition. For example, ugly is beautiful. Where can I find me a wicked witch of the west? I want to turn my spouse in for one! (LOL)

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