Why spend the money to attend an event when you stare at your phone constantly?

I dont even own a cell phone. I got a work phone that is totally remote monitored so I have to pay very close attention to what I view and who I text. I dont use it much outside work. My 4 year old plays on it more than I use it on the weekends. No instagram, facebook is a once a week check in, dont snapchat. All I do is FABO, Craigslist and shopgoodwill.com...too much good junk on that site!