New car rant

Things I don't like about new cars.
1. They do things without me telling them to do it, like lock the doors.
2. They have things that can blow up in your face and make you blind.
3. They make warning sounds when you don't have a seat belt on.
4. If a new car dies on the side of the road, I've pretty much got no idea why.
5. I have to worry about things like road rage and car jacking.
6. People don't give me the right of way and thumbs up in a new car.
7. New cars have "black" boxes that can be accessed by cops, the CIA and probably Google.