How Does This Guy Survive?

That is your opinion. MY opinion is, that organized religion, in general, has done nearly as much harm as good.
not talking about organized religion
I am talking about a group of Christians who meet in a local church to worship together and exalt one another...as we are commanded in Hebrews 10
6 times in 5 days, Damn you must have been a bad boy.

nah, missions conference
one week a year we dedicate to our world wide evangelism