Please help me diagnose this 273

I've preached it and preached it right here on this forum to use water in a spray bottle to find vacuum leaks and always get ignored or argued with. So, I'm just gonna let people burn their crap up. You caint fix stupid, so I'm gonna stop tryin.
Not stupid. I lit up an f150 checking for vacuum leaks. Water is just as effective. Moreso if its a good leak,it will hiss as its sucking in water.