Visited with my engine block today....

I have two different auto math apps loaded on my phone...one sez 388... The other 387.... My old school calculator matches my pencil and paper at 383.675.
holy ****, I was close! My buddy got a 440 crank cut to 400 specs , told the guy to do it when he had the time. 8 months later he went back and it was still sitting in the corner. Wouldnt it be great if you could charge them storage fees like a mechanic does when he fixes your car and you cant pick it up immediately? $10 a day off past when he quoted you the work? That would light a fire under his ***.