Taking stock, I guess I have to agree with the wife. I'm a packrat, slob, and I've outgrown my piano

Garrett Ellison said
I can't thank you enough for this post, I know what I am going to do with a dilapidated monstrous upright piano that is in my way right now...

They come apart pretty easy. I can disassemble mine down to "2 man" sizes pieces in about 15 min.