Another boring old story from the old days

I still say life was harder, life was better, life was simplier, life was more affordable,.. take away a few wars and no doubt life WAS better back in the day.
I told the wife the other day, if she finds me on the floor and I can't get up, just hook the cherry picker to my belt and raise my *** UP! She asks what floor? , your shop is under a big pine! and ya know I can't roll the picker thru the sand!