How To Change A Light Bulb On Facebook......Or Anywhere On The Internet

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RustyRatRod

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Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?

• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

• 12 to post F.

• 8 to ask what F means.

• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

• 3 to say "can't share"

• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"

• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
 
3 to post a third party, heresay story about an unrelated brand of light bulb, that they actually have no experience with :p
 
All I wanted was opinions on the best cam.

Inappropriate off topic guy.
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According to the new math they teach in school now.

Oh, sorry, off topic.

And we all forgot to bring up the greenhouse gas effect of all the sighs happening from said Facebook posts. Global warming and all.

Oh, sorry, off topic.
 
Then there's the conspiracy theorist's view of how the government's defective light bulbs are what actually brought the twin towers down on 911 secretly installed in there by men in black one day prior to the tragedy...........
(With a picture of a man leaving tower # 1 the day earlier wearing a black coat and sunglasses to prove this)
 
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