Country Music

You know what happens when you play Country Music backwards?
Your wife comes back, your dog comes back, and your pickup starts.
LOL

I always liked the hits , but most of the crying in your beer music , I cant stand .
''Most of the today" , crumpled hat ding dongs , I cant stand to even look at !!
I doubt very many of them ever had to run a couple hundred head out of the blackjacks to spray them every month, or load 3 tons of hay to feed them every evening after school when it was the hell below freezing either !