LA top end rebuild question

I am retired . since 2005. All us old mopar guys hang out here looking at the young girls as they show up for the parties up stairs. Some girls walk through with just one feather on and two pasties. That feather doesn't cover much. And when they shoot pool it doesn't cover anything from the rear at all. That's at thanksgiving when they show up as Indians when its cold out. Summer weekends there is standing room only in the garage. My chair is at the bottom of the steps. I have that area well lit shining up the stairs so they don't trip. 1969383valiant always gets here early. LOL