I got up at 4: 30 this morning and made coffee. When my wife finally got up at eight-thirty I told her she had to microwave coffee because the coffee maker turned off 2 hours ago.
You got to get up before 4: 30 to fool me...
Getting up, making coffee and then moving to the couch and crapping out until 08:30 isn't going to cut it. You can't get up and then take a nap and call it getting up.