Drag-a-Van.... what a waste, but we're going to do it

I know it all sounds like I'm peeing in his Cheerios.
How many times did the 318 duster come out of the garage this year? And how much time did he have to work on his other duster this year? And now wants to add a van or two to the yard???….. how many barrels full a scattershot does this gun have... Back to an earlier point, One race at a time....
Huh? '76 Duster - new ball joint and UCA bushings; installed 8.75 rear end; sought and bought slots/painted them/mounted new MT's and fronts; installed hood scoop; installed drive shaft loop; added Plymouth Decals; bought and installed Doug headers; and new starter. '74 Duster - pulled out of storage, went to the strip, won a trophy! :)