Oil change odyssey

I tell my daughter to bring car to shop and WE can do the oil change. I look outside, car is there, kid is gone. Pull it into shop and inside is a total pig pen. i back it out without doing oil change. Not going to look after inside, im not maintaining it.
Will see what happens when she moves back home.
Wrote off the van we gave her to drive.
So now she thinks we are giving her the last one in the fleet, over my dead body...