Stop in for a cup of coffee

Cuz the fuckers lied to me! They said there was a pretty woman behind every tree and my dumbass packed up and moved!

Well, here is my experience, and I have gotten plenty of experience since I moved here. Very few of those trees with a woman behind is worth checking out. I am so glad I have the wife I have, the rest can go behind any tree they want, I don't care.

Bill