LOL on the other end, years ago I arrived at the Lennox HVAC joint where I worked at the time. Location is not too far from the local airport, "Boyington field" by the way. I heard a jet winding up, and looked at the manager, we were out in the parking lot. I started to say, "THAT doesn't sound like a passeng............." when the thing banged into 'burner!!!!
There was some cooked up story about an AF plane (FA18? don't recall) that had trouble and had to land there. I still think he just wanted to visit a buddy!!!