a city boy goes to pick up his cousin in the country to hang out for the day... On the way back they stopped to go to the bathroom... On the way out, the city boy washes his hands and the country boy walks by the sinks and city boy stops him and tells him, "Where I grew up, we were taught to wash our hands after going to the bathroom"... :rolleyes:
The country boy looks down at his hands and then back up at his cousin and says, "Where I grew up, we were taught not to piss on our hand".... :realcrazy: :wtf: