Need feedback from Mopar dealer service techs on Fiat era Chargers

What the hell kind of car can you buy that doesn't have issues of some kind? There built to fail! I'm really sick of owning cars and trucks. All you do is work on them if you hang on to them or lose fists full of cash if you buy a new one. Not to mention the insurance cost. It's more than the car payment per month here.
I think a place by the beach were all you need is a golf cart or even a Moped for personal transportation.