Walking behind a large women with a big butt in tight pants looks like to pigs fighting in a gunny sack.
How Come
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MileHighDart
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or like my dad used to say, "a burlap bag full of bobcats"
Ddaddy
I'm changing the World... one pixel at a time!
Or “Two strange bulldogs in a bag.”
MileHighDart
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10 lbs of **** in a 5 lb bag.
You guys have a sense of humor for sure.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
How come threads like these always get derailed or go out on a tangent?
1fastgreencar
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Do you no my x wife
1fastgreencar
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How come every time I beat someone I line up with they smoked they tires , there car broke up , I left to soon ever when they give me the leave
How come
The guy holding the sign that says slow always waves me to go faster as I pass the roadway construction?!
The guy holding the sign that says slow always waves me to go faster as I pass the roadway construction?!
Back in Time
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How come I bought a new thermostat for my Ford Fusion before I knew you had to disassemble half the engine to get to it.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
Maybe..........
dibbons
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If the divorced women I met while dating were the most beautiful, educated, and pleasant girls I knew, how come they were all divorced?
dibbons
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How come when I go to purchase shampoo and forget my glasses, I can't tell the shampoo from the conditioner?
dibbons
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How come now with the advent with computers and scanners, I get so frustrated with all the problems the person in front of me is having at the checkout lane?
dibbons
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How come they put computer chips in a toaster? Next thing you know, they will put computer chips in our toilet paper too.
MICROCHIPS TELL TOASTERS WHEN TO POP
MICROCHIPS TELL TOASTERS WHEN TO POP
dibbons
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How come we allow China to import a large percentage of our manufactured goods, and let Chinese nationals purchase U.S. real estate, after having fought against communism so many decades during the cold war?
ir3333
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how come my boot lace breaks when i'm leaving instead of when i'm getting home?
Ditch pickle
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How come every time I grab a grease gun 2 fittings in and your out of grease?
1fastgreencar
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How come every time I walk into work the sun comes out
MarPar
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How come when I laugh real hard I fart?
44070dart
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How come ..when you post looking for an answer to say, tire wear, people say.. well I never dealt with that, but ........ (fill in the annoying blank)
How come a young man laughs when he farts but an old man farts when he laughs?
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
How come my junk turns orange when I eat Cheetos?
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