Does Anyone (agency) Investigate This #$%^& ?

It was a nice peaceful morning enjoying my first cup of coffee when my cell phone rang. It was a recorded female voice informing me that there was a warrant out for my arrest. Ruined my whole morning, not because I realized I am a fugitive from the law, but because how technology and crime/extortion are joining forces and now beginning to get on my nerves. Where are Batman and Robin when you need them?

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No one will ever call to tell you such a thing.
A cop would show up with a warrant and handcuffs instead.:D

I occasionally get an email that says they hacked my camera and microphone when I was satisfying myself, and if I don't send them some amount of Bitcoin to the listed account they are going to mail all my contacts the video.:D
The stupid part is that I don't have a camera or microphone either one on my computer.
Dumbasses, nice try though.