Ketchup enhances most things.....

Can I get onions on my steak please?
YOU wouldn't need them on MY steak!!!! YOU ask for onions and I'll be hurt! MY steaks don't NEED onions! BUY a better cut of meat! YOU need a better cook! YOU need to come to MY county where the steaks don't NEED onions! LAST guy that asked for onions was tossed out on his head!!! How dare U insult my steak!!!