Stop in for a cup of coffee

Just got home....

I was an *** today and I kinda feel bad but not really.

I was on the highway 65 speed limit. So there is a lady doing 60 in the fast lane. I go to the slow lane to pass her. When I was side by side, she was eyes down texting.

She didn't even realize i was side by side and looking at her. She was really into her text, must have been pretty hot or something.

So I pass her and get in her lane in front of her and let her somewhat close and I have one foot on the gas and one foot on the brake just enough to make the brake lights come on without losing any speed.

I watched her in the mirror and she looked up and she saw my brake lights and went into panic and I see smoke from her tires and her eyes were big enough to see in my mirror. She swerves over to the shoulder and i let go of my brake lights and floored it.

Up the road i can see she made a complete stop on the right shoulder.

Hell yeah. Slow drivers, texters and tailgaters are the three most dangerous drivers, IMO. Good job.