Some great one liners

I met Arnold Schwarzenegger once; he was eating a chocolate egg. I said to him, "I bet I know what your favorite holiday is!" He said, "You have to love Easter, baby."

Had there been a mix up, my uncle would have been the 44th president of the United States. He was an undertaker in the army; a barrack embalmer

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

Best not quit your day job! :poke: