My neighbor gave up on his Barracuda and bought a new Honda. Since then he quit drinking, Smokes twice as much while sitting there staring and complaining about all the **** wrong with the Honda.
Air leaks,
water in the trunk,
rear speaker crackles,
No spare,
no ash tray or cigarette lighter.
Rattle in the door
Rear window don't go up all the way. It just don't ever stop
I can't wait for the first parking lot dent. I'm tempted to side swipe it with the golf cart one night. Or ram it with the skid loader. LOL
The one day I was over at his house and he just painted his Mazda white. He was bitching about cats walking in his car. I went home and got some fake rubber poop. I set in on the hood and poured a tad of muddy water over it to give it the runny fresh look. We were all watching from my house. Holy **** did he go off. He was screaming so loud he had tears in his eyes. Those of you that have been here and met Todd would have appreciated this prank.
