Do You Have a Dry Sense of Humor Like Me?

Used to be a sweet little hottie worked at "St Vinnys" thrift store in Post Falls. One day I asked her, "if I won the lottery, would you marry me?" She took in a real short breath and said, "DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU WON!!"

I told another not too long ago, "I wish you'd marry me so at least one of us was happy." She says, "Which one do you think that would be?" I answered, "I don't care as long as it's at least one of us!!"