Things your Dad used to say.

“Don’t be a pansy.”
“They’re a bunch of pansies.”
“You’v Got to work on your selfdispline.”
Grandfather-
“Think before you do something, think it through.”
“You have TWO ears, & one mouth, Listen!”
“Follow the money.”
I stand in between him and the tv-“You’ve Been drinkin’ muddy water.”
“Couldn’t find his way out of a wet paperbag.”
“Couldn’t find his *** in the dark with flashlight.”??

“Don’t put tools on top of the tire.”-(on the tractor tire out on the ranch) “you plant ten tools, I’ll be lucky to harvest one”-I had a bad habit.

At 8-9 years old: Here’s the safety, Don’t point the gun at other people, the road, or the house. Know/see what your shootin’. Here’s a box of bullets, be back before lunch. Watch for snakes. Lunch is at noon.” -Told the same thing, many days that weren’t burdened by chores. Either a 410 or pump 22. Had to wear fireMAN boots for rattlesnakes.

“A hard dick and a hot pussy have no conscience.”