Things your Dad used to say.

Better to fart and bear the shame than hold it in and bear the pain
If you get knocked on your *** get up and get back at it. Crying wont buy you anything.
If you mess with the bull look out for the horns.
If you mess with the piglets be wary of the sow.
Wear long sleeve shirts and wide brimmed hats otherwise you will have leather for skin.
The grass ain’t greener somewhere else. You just aren’t watering yours.