Things your Dad used to say.

After teaching me to ride my first motorcycle, a Harley 90cc at the age of 10. He turned and looked at me and said:

You never let anyone ride your motorcycle or your girlfriend!

I had no idea of what he meant at that time but we chuckle about it all the time now.

That and when I do something he does not agree with, he asks or states:

Your mother must have dropped you on your head!

He'd tell me sometimes:

Your mouth is writing checks you can't cash!