Spoiled food...

one night, after putting the kids to bed, im ready to turn in myself...but im also a bit thirsty
just not thirsty enough to pop open an entire can of pop and down it

so I open the fridge and look around, and wouldn't you know it?
there is a carton of orange juice, only 6 weeks past date and still about 1/3rd full
but come on, its orange juice, nothing but sugar, right?
so I take a sip and it tastes fine, and whats even better, its got pulp, I love pulp

so I finish it, and as is my custom, before tossing the carton in the recycling, I rinse it
as im rinsing it, im kinda reading the carton
"100 % juice"
"California oranges"
"no pulp"
"no preservatives added"


hold on, back up...no pulp?
that's no good

not sure what was floating in there, but it stayed down just fine