Things your Dad used to say.

2 ant get on her,..and one ant gonna hurt her...

dont care if your a pimp in a ***** house long as your good at it and enjoy your work...

**** in one hand and wish in the other, see witch one fills up first!!

be good to kids and old folks, old folks ant got that long,...and that kid might bring ya a glass of water when your old and thirsty!!

if ya go by your self, only leaves one person to tell the story!

if you cant impress them with brilliance,..baffle them with bullshit

keep on with that, youll be needing glass's

buy ya books,.. send ya to school,..what you do?? eat the teacher...

have your *** home by 11:30

treat a lady like a ho,..treat a ho like a lady...

never trust a friend with your car or woman,..thayll throw a rod in both of them!!

dad didnt raise me right, did best he could for a single parent long distance truck driver that was never home....lucky i survived and didnt end up a ward of the state!!